As reported here earlier, Brandon Dawson had been assigned the writing duties for Series Two of Astounding Pictures’ Duck Dollas programme.
Recently, however, Brandon awoke to find the hard drive on his laptop had been erased. Fearing the worst, Brandon first contacted Executive Producer Herb Henderson, who feels Somali Pirates may be to blame.
We reached A2PN Station Manager Harold Whinestein, who issued a statement Saturday, saying, “I don’t know where that lazy son-of-a-bitch gets off calling himself Executive Producer. I run this station, now, not him!”
When pressed for a statement regarding Mr. Henderson’s Somali Pirate theory, Mr. Whinestein said, “Somali what? Is that a new band? Do they have a deal?Who do they sound like?”
No word on what will become of Duck Dollas Series Two. Cast members remark that this reminds them of what happened to the black and white episodes of the classic Duck Dollas series from the 1960’s, which were accidentally erased in the mid 1970’s by an ambitious intern with syndicated episodes of “All in the Family.”
