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Archive for April, 2009

Enraged Amish Rebels stormed the Astounding Pictures Studio early Thursday morning, sources say.  The invasion was perceived as a social visit by station manager, Harold Whinestein, until Universe McCready, attorney for the People’s Republic of Amish, delivered a cease and desist order demanding cessation of actor Lord Byron’s use of the trademark Amish Beard in [...]

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As reported here earlier, Brandon Dawson had been assigned the writing duties for Series Two of Astounding Pictures’ Duck Dollas programme.
Recently, however, Brandon awoke to find the hard drive on his laptop had been erased. Fearing the worst, Brandon first contacted Executive Producer Herb Henderson, who feels Somali Pirates may be to blame.
We reached A2PN [...]

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Series 2 of “Duck Dollas” has been green-lighted by Herb Henderson, ominous overlord and driving force behind Astounding Pictures. “I’m too incredibly busy and important to be bothered to write this new series,” says Herb, in an extremely out-of-character quote from a recent interview never aired on the CW. “As the ruthless and [...]

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